michaelsgavin:

"We blow each other—"
"Up! Up!"
"We don’t blow each other… only on Fridays."

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vinegod:

When you really want to tell someone something… & then you forget what it was by BarkleyThePom

k-eke:

-Eating

-dancing

-Eating

-dancing

Routine des oiseaux :B

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(Source: samdesantis)

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thedeviousplot:

this could be us but you playing

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

teenwolf:

I agree with Mason on a spiritual level

teenwolf:

WHAT IS HE?!?!?!

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electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

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